rupertgravesinaviators

What the hell even.

mom: go outside

me: dying whale noise

cumberbitchsandwich:

mpoirot:

IS THAT WHY YOU’RE CALLING YOURSELF GREG | Herps of Derpville

HERPS OF DERPVILLE

Derplock! As played by Benedict Cumberderp.

amewrica:

findparadisewithcoldplay:

unconsciouslycarcino:

tigersinlondon:

ponthion:

glasmond:

OH MY GOD

this

this just happened

omg

FUCK HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS.

I’m sending some letters and cards to some of my Tumblr and irl friends. If you want to be pen pals or you just want a letter, let me know! I’d love to send you one! (I promise I am not going to come to your house and rape you, I just like to send mail to peeps. )

superwhoavengelockgate:

kaitooo:

nicoception:

madnesstheatre:

outofthismess:

trust:

procaine:

in-ground trampoline

what if it breaks

THEN YOU DIE

It leads to Hell

SATAN IS WAITING

ＳＡＴＡＮＩＳＷＡＩＴＩＮＧ

knitmeapony:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”